The thoughts of a cat mom aspiring to harvest humans
Monday, April 23, 2012
"I Think You Know Too Much"
When the spotting happened on Saturday I was a sobbing hysterical mess on the phone with my mother. I begged her to locate my sister and have her call me because I think I remember her saying that she had implantation bleeding with her first pregnancy.
I told her that bleeding at 11dpo could be related to implantation because I didn't expect to get my period until at least 14dpo. She got confused and then asked me "if your periods are irregular how do you know when you're going to get it next?"
When I tried to explain to her what it meant she said that maybe I was stressed out because I know too much about this process.
My pregnant sister really has no idea what the heck a Luteal Phase is. And why should she? I've talked about this before, but it seems most women only have a rudimentary understanding of how their bodies work. They just know to have sex somewhere in the middle of the month and whammo, pregnant.